the list of 9 for august 29, 2005:
NINE BAD CLOWN NAMES
Folks, it's not so much that I'm running out of ideas, it's just that I have a lot of unfinishedlists that I'm still trying to fill out. In the meantime, I hope you find this list of unlikely,unfortunate and entirely fictional clown names amusing. It may be the only time you laugh at aclown all year.

  1. "PINCHY." Just can't keep his hands to himself!

  2. "DRIBBLES." That slobbering drooling barrel of laffs.

  3. "BUNIONS." Please, kids... Just let me sit down... My feet...

  4. "DRIPPY." What's that wet spot? Hey! It's "Drippy!"

  5. "RICKETS." Tons of bow-legged, pigeon-chested, hunch-backed fun.

  6. "BONER." Is that a balloon animal in his pocket?

  7. "KAPOSI." The clown with AIDS!

  8. "TINKLES." Who needs a bottle of seltzer waterwhen you've got "Tinkles" around?

  9. "FISTY." Halp!

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