the list of 9 for may 26, 2000:
NINE COMPLETELY UNSELLABLE FILM TITLES
This quickie list is based on a game I've long enjoyed where friends and I try to come up with the most unreleasable, unmarketable film titles possible - the only rule being, of course, that no profanity is used. (That would be too easy.) These are some of my favorites. For whatever reason - off-putting subject matter, immediate lawsuits, what have you - I'm betting that no one on earth could get a movie into your local theater with any of the following titles:

  1. Murder at Disneyland

  2. Children Are Sexy

  3. Tom Cruise Is Gay

  4. Two Hours of Fat Men Defecating

  5. A Family of Mimes

  6. Carrots: The Movie

  7. Star Wars: Episode 7

  8. The Woman Who Drank Vomit Constantly

  9. The Catcher in the Rye

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